This Saturday I had the privilege of being a boat welcomer down at the docks. This job was much more chilled out than the normal Saturday job. A lot of chilling in the boathouse ensued. There were so many nice expensive boats that came to the docks. One of the most expensive ones had a knot come undone and the waves began to take the boat into another boat. Luckily I spotted it in time and we all rushed over to stop the collision. Saturday night - fusion…. paintball!!!! It was so much fun with all the instructors. Didn’t really get any decent bruises but I hit a few people with some solid shots. On the last round it was all boys and a few of us decided to take our shirts off for it which made it much more exciting!
Sunday started off the week well. I was assigned to the ski boat again in the morning with Coombs. We have a bunch of J1 – 10 year old boys who are very entertaining but very much a handful as well. I was asked by one of the more challenging kids – hey rhys, have you gone through puberty? HAHA I was so blown away at the randomness of the comment. “Yes Devlin, why do you ask?” “Because your hairy on your chest and under your arms.” This same boy has a rather inappropriate hip thrusting motion when dancing to music…, which is quite funny when performed by a 10 year old boy.
I managed to get a good game of beach volleyball in during the lunch hour. In the afternoon I was assigned the notorious job of Kids on the Water, which entails teaching kids all the ins and outs of how to drive a boat. Quite a daunting job at times as things can go wrong surprisingly quickly. I had a great bunch of kids though; one boy, three girls.
On Sunday night I missed out on tea due to a skype session back home. Managed to get half a plate of vegetables which certainly was not enough to fill me up. So I bought some junk from the tuckshop. This I regretted later that night as I came down with a sick stomach. Before this however I had hopper time and small group with the boys which was great as usual. The spiritual triple play was on with Soul House to follow up after small groups, but I decided to give it a miss and have some alone time.
Drama struck at Muskoka Woods that night however, when I was having some good alone time. I found out that one of the boys in my cabin and one next door were fired for consuming alcohol on contract. So I was there when they first came in to pack up all their stuff and leave while everyone else was at Soul House. It was quite the talk and shock of camp that two of these (did I mention) return ski staff were gone. This made our ski team much depleted. Thankfully plenty of other staff volunteered to step in and help spot in the boats etc.
Neily Poo, a lover of the soft drink Crush (like fanta), drank 30 cans of Crush in a 24 hour period. This was quite an event, at one stage everyone was crowding around and getting him to skull a can, yelling crush crush crush. He skulled 5, then his stomach returned them back. Haha.
Short shorts Monday, another great day – need I explain why? I found out that one of the 10 year olds in my morning boat – François – is the biggest fan of Lady Gaga. It was hilarious seeing him dancing and singing at the top of his lungs to this music and going wild whenever she came on.
I received a lovely care package from home containing some Boost chocolate, Starburst gummies and my favourite – a new pair of Havaianas, all topped off with a lovely card from the fam. Shout out to ET for the couriering, and for making sure it came haha! Thanks mate!
Monday afternoon with my kids on the water I taught them how to pick up a skier with a rope and started on the nervous process of docking. Monday night – night off. We were going to go into town but I was feeling a bit sick so I had a nap and then went down to the hub for some flight of the conchords and university registration. There was a bonfire at the beach later that night which was a really great chance to chill out and chat to people. Quick episode of summer heights high before bed.
Woke up at 6 on what has been dubbed Raley Tuesdays. Went out with Mark, Jon and Mum for a glass water wakeboard, learning the new trick (me and Jon) the raley. What is a raley you might be asking? Well, for those that don’t know it is like a superman. We also had a professional videographer that came to take some videos of our ventures. Jon hit the raley second try after practicing on the wakeskate. This put the pressure on me. My first few attempts were pretty good and close to landing. But then I deteriorated in my efforts. On my last try I finally got it!!! STOKED!!!
In the afternoon group I took the kids on the water to Port Carling where we did some more docking, and then treated ourselves to some of the very tasty icecream there.
Tuesday night was sleepover so I got to know the boys and ate dinner with them. We then went to watch the skate demo put on by the VANS skate team who toured to Muskoka Woods. They had some pretty rad moves!
J2 night activity was the four corners game, much like capture the flag. It was good fun running around getting chased by all the kids. The boys were surprisingly good going to bed that night, I told them a few stories to satisfy their imagination and then they dropped off with not too much hassle.
Wacky Wednesday sleep-in: always a blessing! Unfortunately I found it very very difficult to sit up as I felt an extreme fatigue and pain in my aaaaabdominals. It seems that I was not attempting my Raley’s correctly. My wrist was also in a lot of pain, it seems from the night before. According to the doctor it was tendonitis in my wrist which is quite a bummer, hopefully it will go away soon. That meant no skiing.
Wednesday was a bit of a miserable day with the rain and rough waters. The boys – a handful as always didn’t really want to ski so we payed a visit to Windermere, a township on the water. There was a really nice country club/hotel where we hung out on the porch overlooking the lake. I was thrilled to have the chance to play the grand piano that they had in their foyer. I have been having cravings for a real piano to play on since I have been in Canada.
Wednesday afternoon I did the same thing. Went to Windermere with my Kids on the Water class. We played some shuffleboard and ate some sushi at the hotel. Very relaxing. After dinner I had a sound check for Impact which was on that night. The song I was in was Switchfoots – meant to live. I only came in at the last thirty seconds but the other guys in the band played the song incredibly.
After impact Kirsten, the gym instructor, took the time to teach me how to do a standing backflip in the gymnasium. I was very stoked to get it but still need to improve my consistency.
Thursday morning woke up early and went down the road to a café at Rosseau with Justin, the skating area head. We had a great time chatting getting to know each other and sharing a breakfast before the day started.
Thursday morning split – eventful as always with the young boys in my boat. There was very little skiing done because the boys all fought/wrestled/argued for at least half an hour. Kristen was bewildered and didn’t know what to do. I threatened them with throwing them in the water. Which I gladly did. They didn’t really learn their lesson and just would not stop. Despite the frustration and amount of parenting/babysitting we had to do with these boys, it was so rewarding as some of the things that happened were so hilarious. “Devlin you don’t have any friends” “Yeah I do! I have 53 on facebook!”
During the lunch break Pete, Dylan, Josh and myself played a game of tennis doubles which was great fun. In the afternoon my kids on the water group had a theory test taken by another staff so I was on the GP loop which is always good fun, very relaxing. We nicknamed it throw-in Thursdays as Jon, Jack and myself threw all staff that came onto the docks into the water in that period. About 20 staff probably. Fully clothed. It was very entertaining.
Thursday night was a night off. I finally crossed off my bucket list after a couple of weeks working up to it – Hundred hunting! I finally benched 100kg’s so was happy about that. After bumming around watching Flight of the Conchords with Mark for a while, we went to staff bounce. It was pretty tough with my abs still being in a lot of pain, but obviously still heaps of fun. Practiced my raley and tantrum techniques most of the time. After that Dylan and myself went back to the trailer and watched ‘the book of eli’ with a bunch of snacks. It was great just to chill out, snack out and watch a great movie.
Friday morning had a sleep in and went straight to breakfast – waffles and banana bread. There are very few healthy options especially when it comes to cereals here. One really yummy cereal is called cinnamon toast crunch. Cleaned the boat before heading out for my final morning with the crazy kids. In the three hour period, I was the only one to have a ski. None of the kids went. So we went to Port Carling early. It was very eventful with these boys as always. I had to make them pick up rubbish in Port Carling for littering their lunch in the lake. After Port Carling, I did the marathon ski back to camp. It was good fun, quite a challenge. 20 minute one ski certainly tired the body out.
Afternoon Kids on the water went to Port Carling again! Frozen Yoghurt and fudge. One of the kids when they were driving I swear nearly tipped the boat. Very scary moment! The boat would have been at about a 70 degree angle.
After the afternoon program I grabbed some quick food then left for Ryan ‘Barncat’ Hicks’ cottage with Pete, Justin, Joe, Dave, Kate and Mary. We had some good chats, good eats, and good laughs. Didn’t end up going out on the boat – a Malibu wakesetter. Had a campfire at night and shared some really good conversations and stories with each other. I was introduced to the great creation of Smores which are biscuits and chocolate with a fire cooked marshmallow to make a sandwich. Mmmmm yummy! Didn’t go to bed until 130.
Slept in, had a great breakfast and some more chats. Then swam in the lake before getting changed and heading to Cadence to start it all again.
Another tradition we like to have at the ski docks with the ski staff is Springing in the afternoons. Irish Spring is a shower gel which is really popular over here. So we all like to lather up after docking and tarping the boats and shower in the lake.






